Sunday 30 September 2012

All Animals are Equal


The Orwellianly named “Optimisation Developments Ltd” (who are actually a subsidiary of Morrison’s) has just submitted an updated assessment along with some pretty minor revisions to both development proposals for Bolsover. I don’t know if they ever bother to check what they write but they state:

      “In summary, the proposal will result in the demolition of an ‘Undesignated Heritage Asset’ within the Conservation Area and the development of an area of Identified Open Space. However, this will not impact on the special character and appearance of the Conservation Area and it will not prejudice the overall provision of open space in the town.

It’s the old smoke and mirrors act; here’s a green space; here’s a development on it; and....... abracadabra....... here’s a town that has not lost any green space. (Pause for applause and swooning). Who are they trying to kid? Some Councillors may be taken in but if the Secretary of State gets to appoint an Inspector he, or she, will expect to see slightly better reasoning than this desperate attempt to magic away a fundamental breach of the National Planning Policy Framework.

More interestingly in their rush to justify the sacking, sorry, development of Bolsover, they let slip that they produced designs back in December 2011 which kept both the Green and Sherwood Lodge. Obvioulsy they weren’t going to do anything so foolish as to share them with the public.

And the reason why they concluded they had to tarmac the green and demolish the lodge?......As we have said all along without their precious petrol station the site would be uneconomic. Their justification for which is on a par with the one that my children used to use.......”Tesco’s have one at Clowne”. Apparently it’s not enough that the store will be bigger than all the independent shops put together, they want their petrol sales as well. Next they’ll be demanding that the traffic is diverted to pass through the store as seems to have happened in Clay Cross I notice. Is this the society you want to live in where all the shots are called by big business and the elected Councillors simply go along with them?

However they have cleared up one little fact for us how many trees would be lost. And I’m the first to admit I got it wrong. Counting all the little circles on their map I made it 100 trees......in fact now they have been asked outright they have been forced to come clean and admit its 130. By a strange coincidence if the Caroline Spellman the former Minister is right every tree in an urban area confers £38,000 of economic and social benefits  http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jun/15/caroline-spelman-interview-green-growing-rio20?newsfeed=true It means that far from investing in the town they are not only taking out a million pounds a year if profit for their City shareholders, and the felling of 130 trees will at a stroke take another £5Million in benefit.

As for the other minor amendments it’s a little like being told, we’re going to shoot you, but we’ve heard that you don’t feel very good about it so we thought we’d consult you over the design of the gun we’re going to use. It makes very little difference

At the end of the day just like the banks Morrison’s are simply trying to make as much money as they can and to tilt the pitch completely in their direction. The purpose of an elected Council is to balance their interests with those of the residents and traders in the town and to avoid all the problems that occurred with the banks from being replayed here in Bolsover. However for some people, as Orwell observed, “To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle.”

Tuesday 25 September 2012

and it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights....


Sometimes you can’t make it up. Bolsover Council have decided that the best name for their new posh pad in Clowne is the “Arc”. Unfortunately they haven’t quite got the spelling right but it’s a wonderful metaphor. Whilst the historic Sherwood lodge and green is buried under tons of tarmac and car exhausts the Labour Councillors batten down the hatches of their shiny new vessel in Clowne. Just like the original ark it’s even got three floors, but there seems some doubt whether it will have room for all God’s creatures. We hear that the Housing team may be left at the Riverside and that Environmental Health will be desk-sharing. At least residents will be relieved to hear that Labour Councillors will have their own office and won’t have to breathe the same air as Councillors from other parties. See even a recession has a silver lining.
Meanwhile as the Executive choose their flock wallpaper (that’s a joke by the way) they wave a cheerie Xmas goodbye to the hard-working staff in the cafe at Sherwood Lodge and residents are just waking up to find out that their Community Houses will be closed. The public toilets went last year, along with Saturday openings of the Contact centres, so what will come next year? I’d like to think that with the most savage benefit cuts the country has ever seen kicking in from April Councillors will start thinking whether they deserve a basic allowance that’s over £2,700 a year more than any other District Council in the country. Oh look I just saw another pig fly.

Friday 14 September 2012

"Take a slice of your town centre, add it to our profit ledger"

Says is all really - from an excellent CD called Supermarket (of course) from Neil Phillips.

It prompted me to calculate just how much filthy lucre Morrison's will be hoovering up from the residents of Bolsover and passing over to support the exorbitant lifestyles of their executives and shareholders.

Although their profits are dipping Morrison's still made some £450M on sales of £8.9bn which is about 5%. Derbyshire County Council calculate the turnover from the store in Bolsover would be £21M a year.

That means that over £1M will be going from families in Bolsover straight back as profit to shareholders and investors in the City of London. This is what they mean by an "investment". Contrast this with the local shops they will put out of business when the vast majority of any profit they make is kept locally.

It used to be the Conservatives who supported market economics and the Labour party who supported co-operatives and social ownership. But it seems that Blue Labour in Bolsover is as enthralled by big business as George Osbourne in London. Good job there is still one party offering a genuine alternative to the Coalition.